30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way

Some are rather dark, and others are just here to make you laugh from your belly, there are tweets here for everyone! Do you have a dark sense of humor? You might need one for these rather twisted tweets we’re about to show you below. Warning – your cheeks may cramp up from the dark laughter!

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1. We’ve seen women throw themselves into crowds to catch flying bouquets… What about funerals?

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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2. Begs the question about this particular tweet – did you end up buying it?

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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3. When you want to make sure you always stay in touch with your loved ones

When you want to make sure you always stay in touch with your loved ones
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4. Going out shrouded in mystery

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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5. Those numbers just don’t add up…

Those numbers just don't add up...
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6. Jea right… We all know what happens next!

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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Enjoying these rather dark and twisted tweets so far? Did you know that the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies? They’re always so twisted! Ok, that one was pretty cheesy, but you thought about laughing for a second! here’s another: Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

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7. Do we all see a potential serial killer in the making?

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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8. Have we learned absolutely nothing?!

Don't mess with artefacts - we should have learnt our lesson by now
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Read: 30 Rare Photos Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things, And It Will Change The Way You See The World

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9. We’ve seen it in The Walking Dead

this pandemic has shown me some of y’all would 100% hide ur zombie bite— sav 🤍 (@froglover777) January 6, 2022

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10. Or when I’m going to have children for that matter

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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11. If we’ve learned anything, this chair is violently haunted!

Totally haunted chair
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12. Final thoughts?

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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13. What a fun little milestone to spot in your daily tweets…

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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14. When merchandise speaks from the soul

Ever heard that one "My patience is as spent as Wendy's cigarette"?
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Word of advice from the wise – Never break someone’s heart. They only have one.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them. Just kidding, you should never actually break someone’s bones… Unless… NO just don’t! Life’s way too short for prison!

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15. Well, in that case, it could have been pretty much anything!

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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16. It’s best to assume that everything is made up… Until it isn’t!

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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17. In fact, I would be doing anything OTHER than enrolling in a local high school…

Edward could have been anything by now...
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18. Is she a grumpy old man in disguise? You know the one who never gives your ball back

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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19. Including weapons, strategy and hideouts

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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20. Independently moving mirror reflection included

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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What’s worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm? Biting into an apple and discovering half a worm. Unless alternative protein sources are your thing – you can have mine! You know, as I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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21. A cursed image indeed…

We know 9/11 jokes are bad, but so are tweets that suddenly jump out at us like this
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22. Shall we call this an immersive experience?

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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23. These two might as well team up and see what happens!

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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24. Taking last requests?

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home. Just kidding, I’ve been at home ever since the pandemic! When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

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25. Ahh the most perfect playlist we’ve ever seen in a tweet…

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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26. Just don’t go home with them on Halloween night…

Someone show me where I can purchase these boots?
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27. We all have that one song that can shake us out of anything

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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28. When you’ve exhausted all your options

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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29. A rather (wink) common mistake…

Do we really know what to believe?
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30. Are you tired or are you wired?

30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way
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You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo. I guess it would help to cut off their heads in every single shot to make sure you own the title! Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, “Which one is yours?” I replied, “I’m still deciding.”
They looked horrified.

Sources

  1. 30 Of The Most Twisted Tweets Of 2022 That Made Us Smile In The Most Sinister Way.” Ranker. Erin Maxwell
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